warning: gross content
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I am an irregular person. Yup! Among the things irregular about me, I have a very irregular, erratic bowel movement. I've been like this as far as I can remember. If my heart has a mind of its own, the same is true with my intestines. It has its own time and rhythms that I can not will it to do something for me, in my schedule. It can not be hurried.
But today, i have a deadline! Poop before 12 noon or perish!
I need it to get permission to sell food on our university's upcoming Harvest Festival.
And I've been stuffing myself with fiber and stomach-aggravating liquids but to no avail.
My body won't cooperate! I am drowning already! hehehe!
Grabe! It seems that inside, I have a dead end!
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hahaha... actually had a hard time for that too....
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